Hello all:

I started working at my first real job in mid-July. I am finally getting a life-schedule together, and I hope to soon have regular updates going. In the meantime, here is another old poem (humorously intended):

Simply Simplifying, or Solving Saliva

Once, while pondering an equation,

I happened upon a bedraggled man,

And in his saliva drippings accrued,

Was my equation, gleaming true!,

And then, as it was proven, something weird began to happen,

It reacted with the amylase,

And strange things began to happen at a quick pace,

The universe turned inside out,

The space-time continuum lost its clout,

And then what did I do?

I multiplied the equation

 by negative 2.